If only women would
..understand that there are things in this world other than love
..become a mother, would teach first the love and care to exist.
..show us how a soothing touch and a warm strengthen them for any trouble
(So while one man says there are other things besides love the other wants the woman to teach others how to love and even show how to touch...hmmmmmmmmmm)
..Stop behaving like men: No Cutting Hair Short, No Smoking, No Cussing.
..be women
..be a man for few days
(So while man does not want the woman to even behave like men, the other wants her to become a man for a few days, and yet another wants women to be women (as if they are something else now?)....LOL!)
..Shut up and not yap
..Talk Less
..realize that guys are not perfect but are willing to listen. :)
(Aaah..so this means that when they ask women to shut up they are not perfect but when they don't, they are willing to listen..right?)
..understand that mostly we don't understand :P
..try understanding a lil more better than they normally do!
..Understand men
(Aila!! A few want women to be more understanding but then another openly states that MEN will not understand, though...how fair is that?)
..be less vain and more sensible, there would be less tears to cry.
..allow us to pamper to our fulfillment
..stop behaving like grown ups when they want to treated like a child
(One man wants women to be less vain and more sensible, and the other wants to pamper and treat the woman like a child...maybe women should just act like sensible children..what say?)
..only know that they are always beautiful.
..not care too much about how they look :)
..realize, a world without men would mean, lots of happy fat women.
(Are you listening gals?? STOP going to the beauty parlor. Grow a moustache, let your eyebrows look like a unibrow, show off those hairy arms and legs. They profess that women not only should not care too much about how they look but also know that they are always beautiful. Even when you are fat.)
...understand that men are not the emotionless, heartless freaks that they are made out to be.. just because we do not say all the mushy talk expected out of us.
..understand that men are as sensitive as themselves if not more.
..Be less emotional.
(Ladies, PLEASE understand that men ARE emotional and sensitive but hey...you be less emotional, ok?)
..tell us how they can cry at the drop of a hat
..not start crying just when we are about to win an argument(Ok..who wants to tell them about how the tear glands and physiology is different in men and women? Maybe they can read it themselves
here.)
..keep their legs together, they could leash God!!!
(This guy clearly knows the difference between men and women's anatomy but how does religion come into the picture?)
..complete this sentence I wouldn't have been doing it.
..come with manuals or probably come out with an idiots guide to girls.
(OMG! Did these guys just admit that they do not know how to complete a task or that men are idiots????!)
.. realize the importance of an india-australia cricket match
..understand Men and Sports
..drink beer and watch sports
..teach us how they can take on so much trouble and not bat an eyelid(Ladies, can you please explain to the gentleman how you tolerate men and their obsession with sports without batting an eyelid?)
..understand that sports, sex and beer are really the only things that guys really care about.
..that NOT every man is a perverted jerk/asshole or whatever you call.
..understand the value of men, world would achieve peace for ever.(WOMEN...when will you understand the value of men who value only sports, sex, and beer? Come on now..buck up!! And don't you call the men who value only sex, perverts, jerks or assholes ok????)
.. stop cribbing/bi*ching and start living.
..say what's in their heart rather than expect guys to understand.
..explain things rather than simple "hmpf!!"
..carry on being the sweet angels that they can be!!(Let's be tactful girls. When you say what's in your heart, make sure that its not so much that it seems like you are bitching, and not as little as a hmpf but just enough to make you look like an angel and for men to understand, ok? And when you master that technique, stay that way!!!!)
..love me.
..be crazy about me.
..join my company(that too my section), i'll have better office life.
..Realize Someday.. That they are not GOD..!!!
..Live and Let Live! (Aww the first three chaps don't realize like their other counterparts yet that women are not GOD and you don't need them to live, not at home nor at work!)
..be a trifle less, life wud be simpler.
..not pretend and confess they like our chivalry.
(What does that mean? Ooops..I am a woman and I truly cannot understand! Were you being chivalrous with your first statement?)
..try being less judgmental upon meeting any stranger!
Ok men and women..don't be too judgmental in your comments so much so that Psychobabble turns out to be a battlefield for the battle of the sexes. Remember, this is part of the Hum Tum series. Meant to be funny. You can moan, groan, sigh, roll your eyes, and engage in any nonverbal behavior you want (no violence please!) but please no expletives or name calling!
Go for it!! Muhahahahahahahahahah!
